GAWD I just finished preparing my presentation for history class.
I did NOT know that “Solidarność” in Poland did last THAT long.
I mean, strikes for about 9 years and 2 years of war footing?!
HOW on earth should I explain all this to my classmates in 15-20 minutes without boring them and my favourite teacher to death ?
( Sorry, but I’m a bit desperate right now…)

Mom:
I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends:
How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents:
Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School:
Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.